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• If I Don’t Actually see This Goddammed Goldfinch Real Soon, I’m Gonna kill all These Birds with my Bare Fucking HandsJuly 18, 2026
  Hey Grandma, what did you do when democracy was dying? Well kids, every single day, I went to work, and then I went outside to stare at trees until it… Read more: If I Don’t Actually see This Goddammed Goldfinch Real Soon, I’m Gonna kill all These Birds with my Bare Fucking Hands
• Rizz ‘Em with the ‘TismSeptember 23, 2025
  No rest for the weary these days with all the distractions of a certain delusional narcissist who thinks we’ve all forgotten about the Epstein files. Maybe if I have a… Read more: Rizz ‘Em with the ‘Tism

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