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If I Don’t Actually see This Goddammed Goldfinch Real Soon, I’m Gonna kill all These Birds with my Bare Fucking Hands

Hey Grandma, what did you do when democracy was dying? Well kids, every single day, I went to work, and then I went outside to stare at trees until it was dark. You must’ve gotten a lot of bug bites grandma. I Sure did, kids. I sure did. This dystopia is not at all what […]

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Rizz ‘Em with the ‘Tism

No rest for the weary these days with all the distractions of a certain delusional narcissist who thinks we’ve all forgotten about the Epstein files. Maybe if I have a mild stroke they’ll forget..maybe if I screw with the 1st amendment they’ll forget…maybe if I poke a bunch of autistic people they’ll forget.  I’m so […]

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