This is not a drill, people. Tonight I went out and bought light up balloons and extra strong base makeup and made last minute reservations for my birthday trip. I’ve rented an apartment on Frenchman St in New Orleans and I am finally visiting the city that 20 year old me was sure would be […]Read more "So I’m About to Turn 50"
A long time ago (in internet years) I was blogging for a parenting blog and one of the contributors was oh so pleased with herself because she had so many hits on her article titled Vagina Vagina Vagina and her hits (according to her) had nothing to do with the title, nothing at all. Well, fuck […]Read more "It’s not me, It’s Your Huge Penis."
I give people such unmitigated shit on Facebook, it’s really unnecessary but I can’t let this one go. One of my friends posted this Sappy Ass Story about an old woman buying a stack of textbooks for a stranger reminding the youth to “be kind”. That was her lesson to the youth with her $400.00 textbook purchase. […]Read more "Money isn’t Kindness"
I have had no less than four episodes of near head explosion in the past 48 hours and three of those were over the contemptible nonsense I saw from some of my Appalachian pals over the Government shutdown. There were two distinct and equally ignorant threads 1) the “sorry guys no paychecks (for us military […]Read more "White People Ruin Everything."
I didn’t hear Oprah’s speech because I gave up watching award shows when I realized how truly disgusting they are. Just entertain me, Hollywood monkeys. Award yourselves if you must but it’s your job to make great works of art. I try to imagine a Golden Globes for people who work everyday….how much hard eye […]Read more "The Golden Globes are Horseshit and LA Needs to Vote."
I had a few cocktails with a hometown friend over the holiday. We met in a dark fancy bar as respite from family obligations and caught up a bit. This past year has been horrible and my depression has been unusually oppressive lately so it was a relief to see someone who knows me well. […]Read more "No Place for Happiness"
White ladies, we gotta talk. Single ladies, have a seat and grab a glass of wine and chill—this isn’t about you. It’s the married women. You got to get your shit together. I’m as guilty as anyone of being married. It’s nice to have someone to open those pickle jars and fix my internet and […]Read more "Women, Quit Going Along to Get Along"