Women, Quit Going Along to Get Along

White ladies, we gotta talk. Single ladies, have a seat and grab a glass of wine and chill—this isn’t about you. It’s the married women. You got to get your shit together. I’m as guilty as anyone of being married. It’s nice to have someone to open those pickle jars and fix my internet and […]

Tune In Turn On and Drop $800 Bucks on Some Hippie Shit

I can not express how fucking horrible it is to know that Donald J. Trump is representing this country. I look fondly on interviews with George W—that Rascal—with his complete sentences and civility. It’s been rough here for everyone. Trump lovers are dismayed that our deep state government is preventing him from getting anything accomplished […]

The Five or 10 Types of People Who You Will Meet for the Rest of Your Life.

With the country being ripped to bits it may seem like there are more divisions than ever betwixt our brethren. But there are 323 million people in the USA, we can’t all be fat and stupid. Take heart, somewhere out there tonight, someone is hosting a Gay, Black, Cowboy Quilting Bee. Yet even with the […]

As the Truck Says…

Thanks to a fatal car crash on Interstate 70, I took a detour last week through Trump country. I equally commiserate with and loathe these people. Being ½ hillbilly myself, I’ve suppressed many comments at family gatherings about politics in general and Mr. Trump specifically. I realize that this makes me part of the problem but […]