If I Don’t Actually see This Goddammed Goldfinch Real Soon, I’m Gonna kill all These Birds with my Bare Fucking Hands

Hey Grandma, what did you do when democracy was dying? Well kids, every single day, I went to work, and then I went outside to stare at trees until it was dark. You must’ve gotten a lot of bug bites grandma. I Sure did, kids. I sure did. This dystopia is not at all what […]

Rizz ‘Em with the ‘Tism

No rest for the weary these days with all the distractions of a certain delusional narcissist who thinks we’ve all forgotten about the Epstein files. Maybe if I have a mild stroke they’ll forget..maybe if I screw with the 1st amendment they’ll forget…maybe if I poke a bunch of autistic people they’ll forget. I’m so […]

Gary Cohn, You’re Bumming Me Out.

Wealthy, Jewish, Clevelander, dyslexic, Democrat are all things that I normally like in succession especially to describe an actual person, replace anyone of those attributes with something else and I have questions. Gary Cohn, Director of the US National Economic Council should be, based on the above mentioned qualifiers, a good guy. But somewhere along […]

Women, Quit Going Along to Get Along

White ladies, we gotta talk. Single ladies, have a seat and grab a glass of wine and chill—this isn’t about you. It’s the married women. You got to get your shit together. I’m as guilty as anyone of being married. It’s nice to have someone to open those pickle jars and fix my internet and […]

Abusers Will Come Wrapped in a Flag and Carrying Meds.

When my daughter was first diagnosed with autism, a nurse told me a story that sticks with me like a bad penny. Nurse Sally was working for a cluster of group homes run by a nationwide charity. One day at a staff meeting it was revealed that one of the male residents had sexually assaulted […]

I’m Just Trying to Cope With You Trump People.

It’s been almost a year of living with election shellshock. Many of us have spent our time in mouth gaping, head shaking disbelief at what has become of our civil discourse. It’s like we turned on the light in our dark city apartment at 3am and saw all of the cockroaches for the first time. […]

Tune In Turn On and Drop $800 Bucks on Some Hippie Shit

I can not express how fucking horrible it is to know that Donald J. Trump is representing this country. I look fondly on interviews with George W—that Rascal—with his complete sentences and civility. It’s been rough here for everyone. Trump lovers are dismayed that our deep state government is preventing him from getting anything accomplished […]

As the Truck Says…

Thanks to a fatal car crash on Interstate 70, I took a detour last week through Trump country. I equally commiserate with and loathe these people. Being ½ hillbilly myself, I’ve suppressed many comments at family gatherings about politics in general and Mr. Trump specifically. I realize that this makes me part of the problem but […]

So America Chose a Crazy Partner, Who Hasn’t?

So we bedded down with a nut job with crazy hair who promised us the moon. Totally sounds like my love life in the late 1980’s. We threw it all away, bet it all on black and now found ourselves vomiting in the well apportioned toilet of a rich guy we met at happy hour […]