I didn’t hear Oprah’s speech because I gave up watching award shows when I realized how truly disgusting they are. Just entertain me, Hollywood monkeys. Award yourselves if you must but it’s your job to make great works of art. I try to imagine a Golden Globes for people who work everyday….how much hard eye […]Read more "The Golden Globes are Horseshit and LA Needs to Vote."
White ladies, we gotta talk. Single ladies, have a seat and grab a glass of wine and chill—this isn’t about you. It’s the married women. You got to get your shit together. I’m as guilty as anyone of being married. It’s nice to have someone to open those pickle jars and fix my internet and […]Read more "Women, Quit Going Along to Get Along"